2022 Week 1 Matchup Previews:

It's game time.

Week 1 Matchup Previews.

#1 Dynasty Daddy vs. #8 CeeDee's Nuts.

Battle of the young studs. Kyle Pitts and CeeDee Lamb. Who will carry their team to victory? Of course, the answer is and always will be Kyle Pitts.

Predicted Winner: Dynasty Daddy

#10 ASS Etienne SZN vs. #6 Croberts0531

I am not fully convinced that Jacoby Brissett is a football player, let alone a starting QB. I tried to do some research, and was unable to find anything definite.

However, I'm feeling an upset in the works. My Psychic senses are telling me that one of CMC, Swift or Etienne is going to go insane and carry this team to victory.

Predicted winner: ASS Etienne SZN

#3 ASAPCrocky vs. #5 Herbert Serbert

A battle of two contenders. This one is close to a coin-flip for me, but I'm going to go with the team that isn't starting a Chicago Bears QB.

Predicted winner: ASAPCrocky

#9 I Chase Young Kids vs. #7 DMeyering

This matchup may all come down to the Giants vs. Titans Sunday afternoon game. Two star RB's in Barkley and Henry, both with something to prove. Has Henry slowed down or been affected by last year's injury? Or is he truly Father Nature? Will Barkley bounce back to form or has his window closed?

With a matchup this close, I'll bet on the team full of dawgs.

Predicted winner: DMeyering

But now, it's time for the matchup of the week!

The Geriatric Special (#4 Chuckysgone vs #2 Cosbys Sleepers)

A tale as old as time. Two rival nursing homes, in a standoff for the ages. Veterans (literally) line the field and prepare for this epic showdown. This could end in a high-scoring thriller, but for this match we need extra precautions.

Geriatricians will be lined up next to the field in case of emergency. Let's cross our fingers and hope that everyone makes it out okay.

Predicted Winner: Cosbys Sleepers