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Halftime awards

The regular season is a little over halfway through, but we have some clear award winners that have rose from the pack.


Unluckiest Manager




Injured Reserve 2.0


In a Superflex league, having good QBs is a crucial element to fielding a competitive team. Going into the season, the trio of Joe Burrow, Daniel Jones & Anthony Richardson looked to be a powerhouse in the making. Unfortunately, not 1... not 2.... but all 3 of these men are injured and out for the year. Damn you, Football Gods.


The I-told-you-so award (Dudes who were higher on a player before everyone else and ended up being right)


R.B.W.H.T.M. & Irritable Howell Syndrome


RBWHTM: Puka Nacua - Picked up from waivers?!? Currently WR10 on the year. I still don't fully grasp how Michael knew this guy was even an NFL player.


Irritable Howell Syndrome: Sam Howell - I've been hearing about this dude for two years, and before the season started was told that he was going to be a good NFL QB. I figured Evrim was in a delusional state and was planning on waiting it out until it was obvious that he wasn't good. Instead, he is QB3 on the year in fantasy and more importantly, is showing legitimate signs of being a Franchise QB taken in the 5th round of the NFL draft. This was supposed to happen for Desmond Ridder :[


The Fuck Your Rankings Award


Pink Eye & Ass Etienne SZN


Pink Eye: I predicted your squad to come in last, and you are in 5th place and in the midst of a battle for the playoffs. I'm sorry for underestimating your squad, and congratulate you on your season.


Ass Etienne SZN: I predicted your squad to come in 8th, and you are in 2nd place. I have no explanation for this other than dumb fucking luck, and I can't wait to see you fall out of the playoffs in the most epic of choke jobs. Trevor Lawrence is an ugly version of Sam Howell, except he's more expensive and terrible at football. Anthony Richardson is the father of the entire city of Jacksonville. Doug Pederson is a narc & Calvin Ridley is a gambling addict. Your team still sucks.



































Completely Irrelevant

I Chase Young Kids







 
 
 

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