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Stud of the Week and Week 5 Power Rankings




Stud of the Week: TJ Hockenson


8 Receptions, 179 Yards. 2 TDs. 1 2 PT conversion. 43.90 Fantasy Points



Week 5 Power Rankings


1. DMeyering (4-0)


The only undefeated team left. All hail TJ Hockenson.


2. Cosby's Sleepers (3-1)


Dude's still has stayed healthy and everyone is performing as expected. Aaron Rodgers will probably heat up as the season progresses as well.



3. Herbert Serbert (3-1)

Dropped the most points last week and finally put Fields on the bench. Now his season rides on Tannehill, a risky bet but less risky than Fields.


4. Ass Etienne SZN (3-1)


Loaded team from top to bottom with position players, if only this team had a serviceable QB room. With Davis Mills averaging less than 12 points per game, it's fair to say that this team isn't playing Superflex. Even more impressive, when you think about it that way.


5. ASAPwinless (3-1)


Damn, savage name. This team has made moves to progress the squad throughout the season, and now has a pretty dangerous looking starting lineup.

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6. Waddle-in' back (1-3)

Coordinating with his name, this team is waddle-in-back into playoff contention. With only 6 playoff spots, and a soon to be divorced Tom Brady, the direction of this team is up in the air. Who would have thought that Giselle would manage the fate of Aaron's playoff chances. Also, Dobbins is back and catching passes. It will be an interesting rest of the season to see who gets this sixth spot.


7. ChuckysGone (1-3)


Geno MF Smith. The Savior. With Keenan Allen probable to return and Deandre Hopkins right around the corner, things could heat up quick for team Chucky. Gone are the days of Joe Flacco in the Superflex spot. This is a new regime.


8. ASAP Rocky (0-4)


Yes, this team is 0-4. But they've scored the 7th most points and Russel Wilson is getting into his groove. It is really hard to imagine that things don't turn around with Davante, JT, Jalen Hurts and co. I feel like I said that last week, and probably the week before, but fuck it. Rolling with my take.

9. I Chase Young Kids (1-3)

Does anyone ever wonder why certain players get injured and others don't? Javonte Williams, a stud 22 year old RB tears his ACL a few days after being on this roster. Maybe he didn't want to associate himself with such a despicable team name. What about Tua? A young QB, finally starting to find his place in the NFL. This team is cursed, and it doesn't take an astrologist to figure out why. (MEAN TEAM NAME)

10. Chicago Sky superfan (1-3)


Pretty sure A-Rob sucks. Starting RBs are Rex Burkhead and Darrell Henderson. Yeah this team is going nowhere, but at least we have JARED.

 
 
 

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