Week 3 Matchup Predictions

Week 2 Matchups & Recap:

Underlined are the winners.

Green is a correct prediction, while yellow is incorrect.

Cosbys Sleepers vs Dynasty Daddy

Ass Etienne SZN vs CeeDee's Tears

I Chase Young Kids vs ASAPCrocky

DMeyering vs. Chuckysgone

CRoberts0531 vs Herbert Serbert

Matchup Predictor Record:

Week 2: 2-3

Overall: 6-4

#8 Dynasty Daddy vs #7 CRoberts0531

Will Tyreek pop again? Will Derrick Henry have a big week, or will Lenny have his time to shine?

None of it matters. This week is the Kyle Pitts week. I recently went on a psychedelic journey and found Kyle Pitts, who appeared in the form of a relaxed goat. No words were spoken, but I heard him loud and clear. It's Kyle Pitts week.

Projected winner: Dynasty Daddy

#4 Herbert Serbert vs #6 I Chase Young Kids

I think this is the week that Javonte is going to pop. However, I also think both Higgins and Jefferson are going to have monster weeks for team Herbert. This may be a close one, but I'm giving the edge to Herbert Serbert.

Predicted winner: Herbert Serbert

#2 ASS Etienne SZN vs #5 ASAPCrocky

Team ASS has had a fantastic start. 2-0, drafting SunGod and having a healthy dose of CMC/Swift. However it hasn't been all peaches & cream for Crocky.

With an 0-2 start, each week becomes a little more important. After recently acquiring Davante Adams, ASAPCrocky is looking to get back on track with a big week 3 victory. Adams wasn't targeted much last week, and something tells me that won't be the case week 3. With Pittman looking like he will most likely play as well, he should have enough firepower to get his first victory.

Predicted winner: ASAPCrocky

#9 CeeDee's Nuts vs #10 ChuckysGone

This matchup has more implications than most.

A'ja Wilson. Sue Bird. Elena Della Donne.

Could we look back on the season and point to this game as the one that decided who would see these superstars in action? Maybe.

One thing sticks out to me about this matchup, and that's the actual GOAT himself. Tom Brady. With 2 disappointing weeks in a row, he has a primetime matchup with Aaron Rodgers. Something tells me he's not going to play poorly 3 weeks in a row, and will show the world again how damn good he is at football.

Predicted winner: CeeDee's Nuts

Matchup of the week:

Chad vs Brad

#1 Cosby's Sleepers vs #3 DMeyering

After a long day of work, you come home excited to relax and watch some Thursday night football. As you are pulling up to your house, you see several unfamiliar cars parked in your driveway. Expensive cars. Confused and slightly panicked, you park your car and rush to your door. As you get closer, you notice that your door is cracked open and Diamonds by Rihanna is blaring through your new surround sound. What the hell is going on?

You slam open the door and find a shocking scene. Your living room looks nothing like it did when you left for work. Your couch is gone, and in it's place are a small set of bleachers. Your TV has been replaced by one much larger. The artwork that used to hang on your walls has been thrown in the trash. Who could have done this? Before you can think of your next move, you hear your bedroom door creak open.

In shock, you yell out "Who's there?" Without a hesitation, a familiar face pops out of your bedroom. It's Philadelphia Eagles superstar AJ Brown.

He smiles at you, and whispers "This is my house now." As unbelievable as this situation is, you can't help but notice that he's wearing a white T-shirt with Chad across the middle. In big, bold letters. You are in complete shock, and can't find any words to respond.

Within seconds, your porch door slams open. Cooper Kupp and Stefon Diggs file into the house, wearing similar white T-shirts, with one small difference. Brad. Big, bold letters. They stare at you and repeat the same phrase. "This is my house now."

You don't know what the hell is going on, but you know you have to leave. You sprint out of the house, and straight into your car. You were so rushed, you forgot to close the garage door. As you back out of the garage, it closes just as you get out. Deebo Samuel appears, with the garage door opener in hand. He's not saying a word, but you know what's going on. Before you drive away, you throw on your readers to confirm what you deep down already know. Chad, plastered across his chest.

You don't know whose house this is anymore, but you know one thing for sure. It's not yours.

Predicted winner: Cosby's Sleepers