Week 7 Matchup Predictor:
- dylaight
- Oct 20, 2022
- 2 min read
Matchup Predictor Record:
Week 6: 5-0 (LFG!)
Overall: 18-12
Week 7 Matchups
A big matchup for both teams, as Chuckysgone is looking to slide into that coveted final playoff spot and team Ass is looking to secure their spot in the playoffs. This may come down to health, as two big playmakers on both teams may finally play this weekend. D'andre Swift and Keenan Allen have been out for several weeks, and have been sorely missed by each team. While it may come down to that game-time decision, I will need to look elsewhere for my prediction. Zeke will have a vintage game with Dak back in the fold against the porous Lions run defense, (sorry David) and Kamara is the only dude left standing on the Saints roster. I'm ringing the upset alarm, and going with ChuckysGone here.
Predicted winner: Chuckysgone
Tough spot here for both squads. The Sleepers are missing the WR1 and WR2 on the year as both Diggs and Kupp have a bye week. Meanwhile, all of the Weepers QB's are on bye except for whoever the Patriots roll out. With both of these teams missing key pieces, I'll go with the team that still has Kelce, Hill and Fournette ready to go.
Predicted winner: Cosbys Weepers
Could we get a Jonathan Roberts tom-foolery game?! Taysom Hill aka Jonathan Roberts could be the biggest cheat code this week in the entire fantasy landscape. A few years back, Taysom Hill was named the starting QB for the saints but still had TE eligibility.. giving any owners a massive advantage. Although Andy Dalton was named the starter, he's been battling injury concerns and Hill is the next man up. Even if he doesn't get many snaps at QB, Brady is playing the Panthers who are giving up on this season in a miserable fashion.
Predicted winner: Waddle-in' Back
Matchup of the week: Miracles
Team 1: Jalen Hurts, Davante Adams, Derrick Henry, Jonathan Taylor, Chris Olave.
Team 2: Josh Allen, AJ Brown, Devonta Smith, Saquon Barkley, Deebo Samuel.
One of these teams is 6-0 and the other is 0-6. This is everything that we love and hate about fantasy football. With DMeyering missing Josh Allen, and Jonathan Taylor likely returning to the lineup, I've got Round 1 Pick 1 getting their first victory here and a likely name change coming up soon.
Predicted winner: Round 1 Pick 1
Second Matchup of the week: Daily Double
A historic battle of two terrible teams.
Let's look at the starters from the past few weeks from these two "teams."
PJ Walker. Kenneth Gainwell. Sony Michel. Zach Gentry. Zach Gentry.
With these teams a near-lock for finishing at the bottom of the standings, and certainly a lock for missing the playoffs, this simply comes down to bragging rights. And not having to fly somewhere to see a WNBA game.
Showing his fake fandom, I Chase Young Kids did not claim the new superstar QB from waivers, Taylor Heinicke. This will lead to his demise, as Taylor will remind everyone that he damn near beat Brady in the playoffs a few years back. He's a true gamer.
Predicted winner: Chicago Sky Superfan
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